Radical Georgia Moderate

That is, if I decide to keep the Photocrank plugin installed.

Have a crack at this one (if you’re reading through RSS, you’ll need to actually, like, visit the site and stuff for this to work):

(L: Georgia House Speaker Glenn Richardson, R: Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue)

If you need inspiration, read this.

Here’s a photo featuring Lt. Governor candidate Ralph Reed, disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff and others standing next to the chartered plane that would fly them to a golf outing in Scotland. Click to enlarge:

I can’t wait to see this in campaign ads. From a Washington Post article.

From CNN:

“I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

It’s funny how anyone who opposes this jackass’ stolen presidency and the just-off-the-short-bus image he projects is automatically labeled “negative” or “cynical” or “condescending.”

“That liberal sumbitch is lookin’ down his nose at me…”

It’d be easier not to if we weren’t proven so fucking right all the time.

I guess I’m supposed to purse my lips, give an acknowledging nod, wave a little American flag, and thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for bringing us George W. Bush to guide us through these uncertain times.

Goddamn, it’s great to be an American. Have at it with your own captions.

From a Unicef ad campaign featuring The Smurfs. Read more.

Just when I got done saying how the Guardian is such a swell news rag, I have to provide a forum to ridicule one of their photographs. I find the idea of people wearing crowns in this day and age to be totally goofy.

winner gets a diet coke w/ splenda on me

Location: Benjamin S. Carson Honors Preparatory School in Atlanta
Date: Today
The principles, from left-to-right: First lady Laura Bush, eighth grade student Adrienne Glover, Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings

Left to right: Microsoft founder Bill Gates, Bono from U2, British Prime Minister Tony Blair

See also: Dylan’s caption contest.