Kenny Boy and Jeffrey were convicted today. It’s a shame they will likely go to a white collar resort prison, because the thought of them being assaulted and sodomized makes me smile. This will have to suffice:

The charges for which Lay was convicted carry a maximum penalty in prison of 45 years in the corporate trial and 120 years in the personal banking trial. The charges for which Skilling was convicted carry a maximum penalty of 185 years in prison.