God, I hope people learned after the last round of buyoffs (tax refunds) that doling out checks just makes things worse in the long run (typo: ruin). Where do they plan to get the money for this, when they already can’t pay for the last round of cuts and their failed Iraq war experiment? Use that money for alternative fuel research or mass transit, for Christ’s sake.






“The Democrats want to take away your Sharper Image gift certificate!” - David Cross
“But I still get my $300?!?
Okay, man! Alright, man! You got mah vote!”
- David Cross
As one friend of mine put it, why can’t we get a $50 rebate every time MARTA raises its fares?
[...] Do the math. If a presidential vote is worth $300, then your mid-term vote is worth about a third. Call it a gas rebate. Go ahead. But after three trips to the gas station, you won’t be buying any more gas with that rebate. As a matter of fact, if you drive a sizable SUV, you’ll probably have just enough left over after a single stop at QuikTrip for a hot dog, some Funyuns and a Mountain Dew. [...]
But Rusty, that would make SENSE! We can’t let them do anything that would make sense! What do you think this world is coming to??? YOu silly, silly boy.