New column is up. Enjoy. Work is sticking a rhubarb in every available orifice this week, and I’m helping Amber move at night, so I don’t know how much blogging there will be today and tomorrow.
New column is up. Enjoy. Work is sticking a rhubarb in every available orifice this week, and I’m helping Amber move at night, so I don’t know how much blogging there will be today and tomorrow.

Heh. Nice use of “rhubarb.”
Yeah ya are.
A f-in wedding shower? What crashing bores! Whatever happened to the good ‘ole days of burlesque dancers jumping out of cakes clad only in their birthday suits?
Jeez… not only is the FBI afflicted, our entire culture is suffering from a gross loss of imagination.