Radical Georgia Moderate

February 27, 2006

Why politics will always be a littany of bummers

by Rusty

There’s a new burger joint in the building where I work called thatsaburger. It opened today, and I was one of the first customers. It sits in space where many other restaurants have failed. Perhaps the new owners know something the many previous owners didn’t.

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February 26, 2006

MARTA’s new Breeze toll collection system

by Rusty

If you photograph it, the terrorists win.

Breeze

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February 24, 2006

Study results

by Rusty

Research from the Radical Georgia Moderate Blog Study Institute shows a direct correlation between the number of emoticons used in a blog post or comment and the writer’s doucheitude.

Douchitude Graph

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February 23, 2006

Shitty notetakers

by Rusty

I‘m on report seven of seven, which I’ve been saving for last because I dread this group’s shitty, unorganized notes. This time, they’ve decided to transcribe their free-wheeling, back-and-forth conversation, but abbreviate nearly every word. I would teabag a buzzsaw and punch myself in the face in exchange for not having to write this report. It’s excruciating.

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Coming soon: Supreme Court challenge to Roe v. Wade

by Rusty

South Dakota is about to launch the first salvo in what is likely to become the Supreme Court battle pro-choicers have been dreading for years.

The bill, carrying a penalty of up to five years in prison, would make it a felony for doctors or others to perform abortions.

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February 22, 2006

Slooooooow motion

by Rusty

This whole day has been moving at about one-quarter speed. I’m supposed to be writing reports now, and have finished one of (ugg) seven due in the next two days, but I keep compulsively looking elsewhere on my screen for any excuse not to work. I’ve hit the check mail link in my webmail program so many times that I bet my webhost suspects a DDOS attack. I’ve loaded the AJC and CNN web sites about two hundred times apiece, and they have not changed the goddamn headlines. Someone entertain me, damn it!

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February 21, 2006

A different nuclear option

by Rusty

I think building a new nuclear energy plant in Georgia is probably a good idea with natural gas prices being as volatile as they are. But Georgia Power’s request (login) to the Public Service Commission was weird:

Georgia Power asked the state Public Service Commission on Monday for permission to bill its customers about $51 million in planning and licensing costs for a new nuclear plant in Georgia — even though the company says it still has not decided to build one.

Why should customers foot those extra research and development fees when it’s not even finalized that the company will build the plant? Why not the company’s investors? Can someone explain this to me? It makes no sense.


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February 20, 2006

The Cosmopolitan

by Rusty

The Cosmopolitan

It may not be immediately obvious from my diagram, but the woman crosses her legs at the knees and puts her ankles on the man’s shoulders.

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Worst photo and caption ever

by Rusty

GI Mud Facials

This was the top story on the Atlanta Journal-Constitution web site as of a few minutes ago. It’s bad enough that this is a vapid photo that teaches readers nothing about the conflict in Iraq, but the incompetence demonstrated by the editor’s timing in publishing that photo with that headline at all is staggering, considering what’s going on half a world away. Marines are still digging up dead bodies from the mud slide in the Philippines, for Christ’s sake! The first impression I got when I saw the headline (before reading the caption) was that marines were joyfully rubbing the mud that was covering dead bodies on their faces. Someone at the AJC should be fired over this.

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February 17, 2006

Score one for fascism

by Rusty

I try not to pay too much attention to national politics these days, but this is shitty news. So, the Senate Intelligence Committee finds that it’s legal for the President of the United States to spy on American citizens with no link to terrorism because the president says it’s legal to do so. Awesome. Where’s the outrage over this? Wasn’t Nixon impeached for less? At least Nixon was spying on political opponents. Bush is spying on citizens who read books.

The next logical step is for Congress to determine it’s legal for the president to eat Jewish babies because the president says it’s legal for him to eat Jewish babies.

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