Let’s delve into some semantics. You may know already that I think a fundamental problem with all political discussion is not agreeing on standard nomenclature. In particular, the words “conservative” and “liberal” have been thoroughly bastardized by the media and by politicians and rendered essentially meaningless in common discussion.

A few months ago, I asked y’all to provide definitions for a list of political words and phrases, and the answers were all over the place, as I expected them to be. To give you a juxtaposition, here are definitions some of you provided for liberal:

And, for good measure, here are the same readers defining conservative:

Of course, I would never imply that definitions should be imposed on anyone by a central authority. That would be worse than the perversions that have occurred through the natural market of ideas. I would just say that before having a discussion with someone whom you think has values and ideas diametrically opposed to your own, you should first inform them of what you mean by the basic terminology you use (and vice-versa). You may find your ideas aren’t as far apart as you had originally believed.

For example, when someone says they take a “conservative” position on whether abortion procedures should be allowed, do they mean:

Or if they take a “liberal” position, do they mean:

Hopefully, you can see why there’s some confusion. Someone can support or oppose abortion procedures, yet describe themselves as conservative or liberal depending on how they define the terms. The substance of “permissive” and “libertarian” aren’t all that different, just as the substance of “authoritarian” and “utopian” aren’t all that different.

Under the context of government, my definition of the two terms boils down to dosages: “liberal” at its most basic level means erring on the side of more government involvement than necessary, while “conservative” means erring on the side of less government involvement than necessary.

By my definition, if you want the government to tell people what they can or can’t do, that makes you a liberal. If you want to grow any branch of government or expand any area of government authority, you are a liberal on that issue. In other words, I think both American political parties are liberal at their core because they are in the business of expanding government influence over citizens. It’s only a question of what their respective pet issues are.

When dealing with finances, at least the Democratic Party somewhat embraces this aspect of its nature. They are tax-and-spend liberals. The Republican Party denies this aspect of its existence. They are borrow-and-spend liberals. Real conservatives (by my definition, at least) don’t have a place in this lexicon.

Give the devil its due though. At least in the context of winning elections, it’s a smart game plan for Republicans to lower taxes and borrow like crazy while they’re in office, and to leave their Democratic successors holding the bag when things get shitty. Republicans look like heroes to The Folks because they lowered taxes, and Democrats have to mop up the damage that borrowing against the future caused or is likely to cause.

If Democrats ever want to break that cycle, my opinion is they should take that tool away from Republicans next time they’re in office. That was Kerry’s solitary good talking point during the last election: “pay as you go.” They should propose a balanced budget amendment for the Constitution, and force an actual choice for Republicans (when the pendulum inevitably swings back their way) between lowering taxes and bringing home pork to their constituents.

Note: This is canned content from a couple of months ago that I’m just now posting. I meant to rewrite it because I wasn’t satisfied with it, but never got around to it because of other duties holding my attention. I haven’t posted anything in a couple of days, so I decided I better just let it go.