It’s been a strange day. The low coolant light in Amber’s VW Jetta was flashing red Sunday, and one can’t just buy coolant for a VW at the local Citgo; G12 A8D antifreeze for Audis and Volkswagens can only be purchased through dealer service departments or over the Internets. So, we had to drop by Jim Ellis VW at the ass crack of dawn to pick some up, and then I drove her to work.

For all my bitching about MARTA, taking its trains to work totally rocks my socks compared to the snarled nightmare that was driving on I285 and I85 this morning. Well, I never got to I85 because the line of cars entering the on-ramp was moving at a rate of about one car length per hour-and-a-half. How do so many people put up with that sort of driving commute every day?

Instead, I looped around on Piedmont to get to Peachtree, where we stopped at Starbucks for some burnt coffee and a chai latté. That’s where we encountered the aborted kids, whom Amber already described in a comment on Duane’s blog:

I saw some of those pre-teen anti-choice “activists” at Starbucks (how cliche American is that?) this morning, wearing cutesy baby blue and pink shirts with little graphics of paper dolls, where some were cut out and it said, “Aborted.” The GDBF suggested I announce to them that I’ve had 4 abortions in the past 3 years and if I have one more I’ll get a free coffee maker.

I’m hardly qualified to have much of an opinion on abortion, given my lack of a uterus and whatnot. That said, those giggling cunts made me wish I could get knocked up just so I could have an abortion, film it, rip it to my computer, add titles to it in iMovie, apply a theme to it in iDVD, and send them all burnt copies. If only I could decide what theme to apply. I think I’d rip off that “All About Lucas” theme from Apple’s site and rename it “All About Stumpy.”

I’d like to end on that note, but it doesn’t cover all the weirdness. My check engine light came on this afternoon, and it turned out my truck was also low on coolant. I drove to five different places searching for DexCool before going out of my way to Autozone. The warning light in her car went away after adding coolant, but didn’t go away in mine. Doh.