SMURF VILLAGE (AP) - Gargamel, in conjuction with Azrael, unleashed several bombs upon the Smurf Village after Smurfette once against refused to smurf him.
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“Take a look at this photo from the scene folks; as you can clearly see, Smurfette is unfortunately one of the casualties, thus ending any hope of carrying on the species that was once called Smurf. This is a sad, and dark day in the forest.”
“Those involved investigating the village attack are looking into the possibility that intelligence information used to identify the building was several years old. It was the result of neither pilot nor mechanical error. Clearly, faulty information led to a mistake in the initial targeting of this village. In addition, the extensive process in place used to select and validate targets did not correct this original error. A review of procedures has convinced us that this was an anomaly that is unlikely to occur again”
“We’ve recognized that this is a mistake, and this is a mistake we regret”
Pentagon spokesman
“There is no such thing as clean combat. We have the best trained forces, but there is no way to avoid collateral damage or unintended consequences when weapons are employed to solve what might have been solved diplomatically.”
â€ÂI learned a little about life in general,†Poole said. â€ÂYou can’t let a computer make decisions for you. Computers are going to take over. The next thing you know, everybody is going to be out of a job. Computers are going to play football. If you let computers run the world, what are humans going to do?â€Â
- Will Poole
SMURF VILLAGE (AP) - Gargamel, in conjuction with Azrael, unleashed several bombs upon the Smurf Village after Smurfette once against refused to smurf him.
According to Louis Farrakhan, George Bush burned the Smurf village because he didn’t like “blue people.”
No WMD’s found here either.
Evildoers, Damn evildoers.
Still not a bad as the flame on radicalgeorgiamoderate.org over the NCAA American Indian names.
Smurfs deciding having that it was a far better option to bomb their own village than to have Harriet Miers as their Supreme Court Justice.
“Oh the Smurfanity!”
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Kerry!”
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D, there’s a slightly bigger photo and a video here.
Lisa ‘Left Eye’ Smurf done burned down the house again!
Caption: You just saw video of war-torn children and you’re offended by some f*cking Smurfs?
“Take a look at this photo from the scene folks; as you can clearly see, Smurfette is unfortunately one of the casualties, thus ending any hope of carrying on the species that was once called Smurf. This is a sad, and dark day in the forest.”
Reuters Photo Caption: “The scene at Smurf Village one month after President Bush liberated that country and declared ‘Mission Accomplished’.”
US Press Secretary statement..
“Those involved investigating the village attack are looking into the possibility that intelligence information used to identify the building was several years old. It was the result of neither pilot nor mechanical error. Clearly, faulty information led to a mistake in the initial targeting of this village. In addition, the extensive process in place used to select and validate targets did not correct this original error. A review of procedures has convinced us that this was an anomaly that is unlikely to occur again”
“We’ve recognized that this is a mistake, and this is a mistake we regret”
Pentagon spokesman
“There is no such thing as clean combat. We have the best trained forces, but there is no way to avoid collateral damage or unintended consequences when weapons are employed to solve what might have been solved diplomatically.”
Someone set us up the bomb.
All your base are belong to us.
If everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten, then this is what happens when you get hot anal.
Back to Conservative Eric, huh?
Sorry on the old laptop…that will be fixed.
In the words of Grady from The Shining, “I must be corrected.”
waxing philo-smurfical: Smurfs don’t get bombed everday ya know