I should just quit my job and blog all the time. Anybody want to sponsor me? Here are articles I’d like to blog about now, but can’t, since I don’t have time:
- Atlanta Boy Scouts inflated black numbers, audit says (login) - Apparently, the Boy Scouts made up 5,000 black kids out of thin air.
- Funds tribe gave to Reed hard to trail (login) - There’s a good math problem to be found in here somewhere.
- I’m the guy they called Deep Throat (PDF) - Everyone else will surely write something about this, so I don’t feel like I’m missing out on all that much.
Here’s one, anyway… and I’m sure there will be more…
God, who cares about all this? Paris Hilton got engaged to a guy named Paris. THAT is the big story of the day.
Yeah, but we couldn’t find a picture of the guy anywhere. We spent all lunch hour yesterday scouring the internet for one. Nothing!
Speaking of not having time to blog…
I got off work at 10:45 last night, drank til 2 in the morning, and now have to be at work at 9. And I’ll be late because, as some of you know, I’m afflicted with perpetual dragass syndrome (PDS).
You should’ve hyphenated that. I stared at it for a few seconds wondering what weird French word that was, before I realized it wasn’t French at all.
Amber - You’re clearly not reading the right blogs. Second picture on this very picture heavy post - all your celebrity gossip in one source.