…a mail order outfit that dredged up cash from senior citizens by writing scare letters, telling them their Social Security benefits were in danger and they should donate money… at least according to Rawstory. In other news, it’s rumored the U.S. House majority leader kicks puppies, drives through mud puddles with the intent of splashing pedestrians on the side of the road, and uses old-fashioned neck-snapping mouse traps instead of glue paper. He’s the Jolt Cola of heartless bastards.